Warning: The Guzman Show has been known to cause uncomfortable laughter, stomach aches, premature labor, deportation, and an urge to run to the nearest church. Material used to make this cartoon was smuggled into the United States in some guy's butt hole, so it is still a little dirty. The characters in the cartoon are all illegal, so we are not one hundred percent sure if their names are even the Guzmans, but we are paying them in cash, so it doesn't matter. But what we are sure about is that The Guzman Show will be the next big hit in America, except in Arizona, where we have been banned. Maybe Alabama too.